Slap 'Em

Tony Woodlief lists sixteen things that deserve a good slap.

If I may add a few:

Idiot neighbors who have band practice on their back porch while you are trying to take a nap.

Idiot neighbors who let their dog run around in the street and then stand in their front yard and gawk slack-jawed while cars are desperately trying to keep from hitting the dog.

People who check out at the prescription area of Eckerds with a full shopping cart, making you have to wait even longer to pick up your prescription. Usually, these same people, sales circular in hand, will haggle with the clerk over the price of the items they are buying. (I think Steve H. once wrote about this particular breed of jerk.)

I may add more later...