Oooh...I'm so SCARED!

Not.

Wife of Norman Lear and limousine liberal Lyn Davis Lear has an unintentionally hilarious piece at the Huffy Puffy blog*. After some name-dropping and laughable conspiracy theorizing, she threatens that liberals will "take to the streets" if they don't get their way on election day.

Poor Lyn...she's so provincial. She doesn't realize there's a whole big country apart from her pampered, la-di-da existence. She really doesn't understand that there are a lot of voters who don't agree with her and her ilk. And our votes count just as much as hers, even if she does think we are just a bunch of rubes. No, if the election doesn't go the way Beverly Hills liberals want it to, it must be election fraud. Take to the streets? And do what? If this is some sort of threat, Mrs. Lear should remember that we are the ones who are armed, despite her husband's best efforts. (Every 1970s TV show that Norman Lear produced had at least one obligatory anti-gun episode.)

If the intention is just to throw a big tantrum, all that will do is anger mainstream America even further. After all, we have grown quite tired of arrogant actors, rock stars and other celebrities trying to tell us how to vote.

* I vowed to never link to that silly pesthole, but this is too pompous and funny to pass up.

(Via Sister Toldjah.)